Just My Thoughts: d’EVILS (Guest Blog By @BadSkinWavyHair )

by J.Waves

After numerous death threats, ransom notes, and red dots beaming through my bedroom window I finally found time after my mini-vacation to post my nigga B-Dot’s death note to d’EVILS. Now this would usually be where I would come and take responsibility and try to salvage WBG’s reputation and say the views below don’t reflect those of our blog. But…….. I really don’t give a fuck about what y’all think. Fuck you going to do if this is how we feel? Not a GOT DAMN THING. So without further ado. B-Dot preach the good word.

If you don’t follow me on twitter you would have NO CLUE how much I hate potato salad and grits, its underlying myths about potato salad and grits. They’re the sole reason why shit went terribly wrong in the Garden of Eden. In the bible its underlying messages, example: “We know that God does not listen to sinners. He listens to the godly man who does his will.” It really means God doesn’t hear the prayers of Potato Salad and Grit eaters. The bulk of Jesus’s Sermon on the Mount was about preaching against Potato Salad and Grits. The Bible laid out the blueprint why not to eat potato salad and grits. I got a lot of family members and friends is spending eternity with fire and brimstone cause of potato salad and grits, I am concerned where you all spend eternity so…DON’T EAT POTATO SALAD AND GRITS!

Potato Salad and Grits killed my childhood, I was at my grandmother’s house my cousin made breakfast for me I watched him put this white substance on my plate and it started to spread. I had no choice to eat it because my grandmother was gone and I wasn’t going to eat till she returned, I swallowed that shit the nigga fixed me mash potatoes with paint in it. I have been scarred since. I see why my cousin has been imprisoned ever since. Christmas of 1993, greatest Christmas ever, I got a sega, a tv and mad toys and a Carolina Panthers starter pull over. I knew that Christmas would be memorable but not to go down in infamy. We was at Christmas Dinner, Moms fixed my plate… ham, green beans mac and cheese and FUCKING POTATO SALAD YES FUCKIN POTATO SALAD. F.Y.I. I never ate that shit til then, so the shit was playing tug of war with the green beans and ham and all of them fuckin lost, so I am looking at this plate with this yellow shit on my ham and green beans. As I proceed to eat this my brain told my mouth to spit that shit out and told my legs to run. I took off running darted across the street and almost got hit by a car. Cause of Potato Salad I almost died. Yeah my mom ruined Christmas! And I called child services on her. So last year my great grandmother’s funeral, I had tears flowing like when it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, to cap off that terrible day, my mother fixes me a plate cause I was emotionally out of it; she proceeds to put fried chicken, green beans and MUTHAFUCKIN POTATO SALAD, YES GOTDAMN POTATO SALAD on my plate. The Potato Salad played tug of war with the drumstick and the drumstick lost. I looked at this plate of desperation and lack of ambition, got up and did a Michael Phelps dive into my great grandmother’s grave.

Finally, God does not here the prayers of Potato Salad and Grits eaters, how can you come to God at a humble state with grits on your breath and potato salad residue on the side of your mouth praying for abundant blessings. Im 6’1″ with waves and a pretty left hand jumper u really think I have eaten Potato Salad and Grits, I am a believer of Christ… This will get you denied entrance to heaven http://instagram.com/p/JLQyDzNF5k/ and http://instagram.com/p/LLKxtINF2S/. Last thoughts Noah lived to be 950 years old you think he eat potato salad and grits?!?!

B-Dot (Founder of Notoriety Being A Nobody)

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Just My Thoughts: Truth Is… She’s A Heaux

by DG

I know we post Juicy J songs and pictures of half naked women popping it for real niggas, but we still care about the kids. Our mission is to bring you the newest of everything and steer you in the right direction with our opinions then slander you if you go the wrong way. The truth is when you the only thing real, really you the only thing fake. So if you ain’t fake sad, fake in love or do fake dope shit then your girl is… well… she’s a heaux and you are too.

Truth is…

  • Without hesitation, I’ll snitch before the First 48 clock starts ticking… and that’s just to get out of a speeding ticket.
  • Text messaging is to relationships what cigarettes are to cancer.
  • If you take your socks off during sex, that means you’re in love.
  • Fake fans will argue you to death over the playoffs even though they only watched 4 out of 82 games all season.
  • Numbers always lie… she will tell you that she did that 1 guy, but not that she did him 34 times.
  • They never really miss you til you tear your ACL and John Lucas III is in the starting lineup.
  • The Illuminati isn’t a secret society if Mike down at the barbershop can name the members.
  • Studies show that the correlation between beard connections and success is prevalent.
  • It wouldn’t have mattered if Vanessa was in the gym… she still wouldn’t have been taking the shots.
  • Nothing could touch Myspace back when Myspace had it.
  • You a bitch if you let the microwave hit all zero’s without stopping it.
  • You gotta let the fb requests marinate for at least 2 days.

She’s a heaux if…

  • She has a sexual history with her weed man.
  • She doesn’t have a gym membership but she still goes to the gym.
  • She leaves her house hungry prior to going on a date.
  • Her profile pics average more than 13 likes.
  • She has ever referred to herself as a “bad bitch”.
  • She has ever bought a condom.
  • Drake is her favorite a rapper… she a semi-classy one though.
  • She uses her phone after 12 am.
  • She has more than 5 pics of a caramel macchiato on fb.
  • 75% of her shoe collection is comprised of flip flops.
  • She can name at least 4 starters on an NBA team.
  • She single and on birth control.
  • Her and her mother have gone out together… they both heauxs.
  • webeengone.com isn’t in her browser history.

This is the official drink of the 2012 summer.

 Today’s Theme Song: PUSH! Montana – Iceman

I know all the lames reading this are wondering why I put a picture of juice above. Let me explain it to you… the only beverages you should consume are juice, water and alcohol (twice as much water as alcohol). You will never succeed in life if you have a cola in hand. The drink you see above is the official beverage of the 2012 Summer, so you should treat it accordingly. Anyways, these are just my thoughts so if you don’t agree I hope your girl locks her phone tomorrow without warning. It’s time for me to try to make a gourmet meal out of roman noodles, rice and the $1.47 I have in my pocket. In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

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Just My Thoughts: The Top 5 Dopest TV Shows

by DG


Cuffing Season is really the dopest time of year for watching tv and the amount of September due dates reflect that. Once the thermometer strikes 80 degrees for 5 consecutive days it’s time to lose the remote unless you’re watching the playoffs. But just like all good things, the playoffs will come to an end and you’ll find yourself fake busy and sad on a Wednesday night. That’s where we come in to help the lonely summertime watching tv souls of the world. Below are 5 shows that will keep you out of Marvin’s room and off of YouJizz.

GIRLS

I know what your first thought is and you’re wrong just like I was. Every character on this show represents a girl you know. It’s only an half hour, so it’s a perfect bridge from conversation to the box.

 

MAGIC CITY


This show is in it’s first season so it’ll be easy to catch up on and well worth it. If The Godfather, Sopranos & Casino are on your all-time list then you’ll enjoy it.

 

MAD MEN

Mad Men has been around for a while so most of you already know about it. Ever since Californication went off, I’ve been living vicariously through the character of Don Draper.

 

SUITS

I usually don’t get into network television shows but Suits is an exception. It has a dope storyline and Meghan Markle. Watch one episode an you’ll see why that’s enough.

 

ROOKIE BLUE


This is basically your typical cop show. I watch this out of spite because the Chicago Code was cancelled. If you’re sad enough and have the time to keep up with 5 shows then this is for you.

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Just My Thoughts: What Rappers Are Which Basketball Players

by DG

20 years after Shaq tried to rap and Master P tried to hoop, ballers still want to be rappers and rappers still want to be ballers. Instead of posting videos of rappers balling or songs of ballers rapping, we decided to explore the similarities between the two.

 

“Hov got flow though he’s no Big and Pac, but he’s close. How I’m ‘posed to win? They got me fighting ghosts.” – Shawn Corey Knowles

1. Biggie & Pac are Michael Jordan

You remember when our mother’s used to hit us with that “because I said so” when they ran out of logic and it ended the argument? That’s what it’s like when you argue with anyone born before the Reagan administration when it comes to Big, Pac & Jordan. No matter how many Kobe’s, Lebron’s or Hov’s come up, there will always be an 80′s baby who seen the shot in Utah, copped Ready To Die when it dropped or believed that Makaveli wasn’t dead for 6 years after he died. 

“Repeat the list: Wilt, Me, Mike.” – Kobe Bean Bryant

2. Jay-Z is Kobe Bryant

Kobe is the only player that actually played in the “Jordan Era” and is still at the top of the game. Jay-Z is the only rapper that came out with Biggie and Pac and is still at the top of the charts. Both ballers (double entendre, don’t even ask me how) have successfully transcended generations, but will never get their due respect because they will forever be in the shadows of the greats that came before them.

 

“Damn homie, in high school you was the man homie. What the fuck happened to you.” – Curtis Jackson

3. 50 Cent is Allen Iverson

50 sold 15 million out the gate and Iverson broke Jordan’s ankles. There wasn’t an 8th grader in the world that didn’t know what a ‘wanksta’ was or high school basketball player that didn’t wear his shorts like Iverson. At the top of their game, they were at the top of the game. 50 is currently releasing mixtapes and getting albums pushed back while Iverson is receiving offers to play soccer.

 

“I’m the best rapper alive… since the best rapper retired.” – Dwayne Carter

4. Lil Wayne is Lebron James

Remember when Lil Wayne was ‘the best rapper alive’ but Jay-Z was still breathing; or when Lebron was the ‘king’ but Kobe was still winning rings? Wayne sold a million in the first week twice and Lebron has 2 MVP’s but so what. Jay-Z had a baby with Beyonce and Kobe kept that 150 m’s that Drake rapped about AFTER Vanessa found out about his 1 woman a month average in a 10 year span. Lil Wayne fans must be higher than Lebron’s hairline to think these two guys are better than Jay-Z and Kobe.

 

“Oooh Lil Wayne is just toooo good.” Aubrey Graham

5. Drake is Chris Bosh

You ever seen Chris Bosh run down the court after committing a charge? You ever seen Drake perform beside Lil Wayne? Enough typed.

 

Today’s Theme Song: Shaq ft. Notorious B.I.G – You Can’t Stop The Reign

The NBA lockout was just a glimpse of what would happen if those guys weren’t 6’8″ and 260 lbs. After hearing Kevin Durant rap, I almost thanked the slave masters for breeding slaves and giving them the size they have today (pause). Anyways, these are just my thoughts but if you don’t agree, I hope you scroll across your girlfriend getting piped down on your favorite porn site. It’s time for me to go make some calls from Marvin’s room. In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

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Just My Thoughts: College Girls, Jeggings & Baby Jesus

by DG


1. Girls Wearing Heels On Campus

Why do college girls wear heels on campus? Everyday I see females maneuvering past the cobblestone in giuseppe’s and tight dresses with backpacks headed to a 1000 level course that they are close to flunking. Most of them didn’t do their homework because they spent those precious hours standing in front of the mirror in hopes of changing what they see. Why should I have to block out the sound of 6 inch designs pacing down the hall when all I want to do is take notes? Instead of letting me be great, you ‘taller than you really are females’ distract my male professors with your legs and kill my sense of smell with your perfume. I wouldn’t mind if I had class on Friday at 11 pm but I don’t so you shouldn’t treat the classroom like the club. Fellas… stop encouraging these broads.

2. Lil Wayne Going Plat In A Week

How did a million of you roll over and turn off your alarm, get ready, catch last night’s top 10 plays, eat a half-healthy meal, step outside, get into your car (or swipe your RTD pass), drive to the nearest music store, reach into your pocket and pull out hard earned money to purchase the Carter IV? Ok I get it; you’re fan and I understand that because I was too… but after he slithered across my TV screen wearing the jeggings of a 14 year old girl, all bets were off. Did you actually believe that a self proclaimed “grown ass blood” who wears women’s girl pants would have something important to say? The truck driver who delivered the albums to Best Buy should have wrecked the minute Wayne skipped across the stage in skin tight leopard print. It’s bad enough you niggas supported him when he told you, “you damn right I kissed my daddy.” The days of using the “but he got a baby by Lauren London” line are over. Fathers please raise your sons.

3. Hov and Bey Having A Baby

Sometime in the next 8 months, Beyonce will give birth to Jesus Hendrix Gates King Jr. IV and the world as we know it will never be the same. Think about it… Jay-Z grew up in Marcy projects and became the most successful hip-hop artist ever. If he could get “92 bricks back” and get Beyonce to marry his 41 year old ass at the age of 28  then his son should be able to take Michelle from Barack to be a side chick, force Halle Berry to actually date a black man, impregnate every woman that did a cameo on Entourage and be the first man ever to live out Young Money’s “Every Girl.” In the meantime; he probably will surpass the Beatles, put Denzel to shame and become the first nigga president.

Today’s Theme Music: Young Jeezy – Thug Motivation 101

I really want to lie to you and tell you I had a reason for picking this song but I don’t. In case you were wondering, it’s possible that @JustynWaves took that photo of Jeezy last year at the BP3 concert but I know my way around photoshop so I took the credit for it. Remember these are just my thoughts so if you don’t agree you ain’t shit and I mean that in the most sincere way. It’s time for me to go see if my check engine light has came on yet because I’m 1,000 miles past due on an oil change. In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

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Just My Thoughts: Would You Vote For Jay-Z If He Ran For President?

by DG

“Every deal he made set precedent” so could he really go “from pauper to the president”? In reality, there’s a better chance that Blue Ivy Carter will go broke before that happened, but in the same breath we’re talking about the dude who was on “covers with Warren Buffet, was ducking undercovers, was warring with motherfuckers” and “went from warring to Warren, undercovers to covers.” Maybe in a world where rappers weren’t ex-drug dealers and videos like “Tip Drill” and “Big Pimpin” didn’t exist. Although it won’t happen, we can still ponder what it would be like if Shawn Carter actually became President of the United States…

  • If he lost 92 bricks and got them all back in 4 days, imagine what he could do for our economy in 4 years.
  • He would be the first President to actually wear Air Force Ones on Air Force One.
  • Instead of commercials he would just drop diss records for opposing candidates.
  • The New Jersey Nets would be the first team without a NBA title to visit the White House.
  • The President’s Cabinet would be “blacks on blacks on blacks” that are drove in “maybachs on bachs on bachs.”
  • At formal dinners, Hov would toast with a bottle of Ace of Spades in hand while standing on a couch.
  • Diddy would be the presidential adviser and overstep his boundaries by adlibing every speech.
  • Our country would be more educated due to the fact Beyonce would be shown on CNN.
  • “Niggas In Paris” would be the new national anthem.
  • Cam’ron would give the response to the State of the Union address… on BET.
  • The presidential escort would have “Maybach Music” playing through loud speakers going up and down Pennsylvania Ave.
  • Memphis Bleek would come out to hype up the audience before Hov addressed the public.
  • The Presidential Inauguration would be held in Marcy Projects and “first dance” would be the electric slide.
  • Imagine the looks on Vice President Kanye West’s face when the republicans don’t cheer during the State of the Union…
  • Spike Lee would film every interview with the President.

Today’s Theme Song: Jay-Z – My President Is Black (Remix)

I can assure you without a Reasonable Doubt that an American Gangster like Jay-Z will never become president in In My Lifetime. He may have all 3  Blueprint‘s to the game, but it will take more than 12 number 1 Black Album‘s for this to happen. He made Kingdom Come which in return made us Watch The Throne, so maybe one day he will have Michelle Obama ” chillin in the projects… out in Bed-Stuy chillin on the steps, drinking quarter water.” Anyways, these are just my thoughts so if you don’t agree, I hope your daughter becomes a victim of Joe Budden. In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

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Just My Thoughts: 3 Things You Should NOT Listen to After a Breakup

by DG

Do you see the look on Yeezy’s face up there? That’s the same dude who produced “The Takeover.” He once chopped up a Maybach with his buddy Hova just to spin cookies with 3 slim tenders in the backseat. Even though he got his “money right” and we “Can’t Tell Him Nothing” he still couldn’t avoid the PTSD after his relationship was over. The heartbreak he experienced from a breakup caused him to sing drunken thoughts over 808′s 12 times and call it an album. It made him think it was ok to share a bottle of Hennessy with Joe Jackson and snatch the mic from a 17 year old white girl at the MTV awards. This nigga even thought he could slander the President of the United States on national television and get away with it. If a woman could do that to a man who makes millions to talk shit on dope beats; what do you think she could do to you and I? If you want to prevent this from happening to you, I suggest you scroll down.

1. Your Friends

Ladies, these are the same people who acted fake happy when they seen that little heart on their FB newsfeed saying you went from “single” to “in a relationship.” Don’t let the “I’m here for you” and “you deserve better” text messages fool you. They don’t want to see you prosper… they just need a friend to introduce to the basketball team for more cool points. When they tell you things like, “you’re single and it’s time to have fun,” they really mean “let’s get drunk and tag teamed.” Taking advice from your friends in a time of hurt can lead you down the path of no return. After 42 shots of Patron and 6 different guys named Jamal over the span of a month; the walls that used to be furnished with vacation pictures of you and your beaux will now look like ground zero. The only man that would marry a woman with a body count higher than Chicago still has braids and wears jean shorts. Do NOT listen to your friends if you ever want to wear the color white on your wedding day.

 

2. Lil Wayne – I’m Single

I once dragged this into my itunes after breaking up with my girl and bounced around my apartment like Waka Flocka with his head cut off. Three minutes into the song I realized that she dumped me and might be listening to the same song. I grew a full beard and lost my edge up in less than 24 hours. After being sent to voicemail for an entire night, I picked up smoking and filled my lungs with the struggle of Black & Mild’s as I walked down the street in a winter jacket, basketball shorts and construction boots. If you want to avoid the sounds of junior high school girls driving by and laughing at you, then you should go put this song in your recycle bin right now because you may very well be single one day.

 

3. Voicemails

The only thing worse than being sent to voicemail is replaying the old ones that were sent to you. Throughout the course of your relationship, you pressed 9 every 21 days just to listen to the new one she sent you. Hearing her say, “baby I love you, call me when you get this,” only makes you want to call her. It will be a disaster if you do this from your dark living room while drinking the cheapest malt liquor struggle you can buy. The digits *86 are gateway numbers that lead to her number. After kicking you to the curb like Will’s friend Jazz, you are the last person she wants to see on her incoming calls list. The more you call, the less she wants to talk and that’s word to the 58 missed calls my girl got the last time she tried to break it off with me.

 

Today’s Theme Song: Jay-Z – Bitches and Sisters

If you don’t want to take game from me, then listen to the man that married then impregnated the beautiful creature that we know as Beyonce Knowles. Remember young bucks, the first line of defense is always knowing the difference between a heaux and a housewife. Some of the best music comes from heartbroken artists so I’ll probably send the picture above to Wiz and Kanye until they block me on twitter. Anyways, these are just my thoughts so if you don’t agree I hope your girl answers the phone while she’s bonin her co-worker in the break room. It’s time for me to call my queen and tell her I love her before I have to take the advice I just gave you. In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

Previous Installments: The J. Cole Won Edition | Non-Drake Listeners, Facebook Philosophers & The Cole Curse | Glen Rice, Sarah Palin & Un-Chillable Cousins | College Girls, Jeggings & Baby Jesus

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Just My Thoughts: The Facebook Terrorist Unit – Mission 1

by J.Waves

Every time I log onto facebook it confirms my theory that there is “No Chill In The Wild.” Oh you took your kids to the park for the 14 minutes today? You even gave them two toys from the Dollar Tree for cleaning up the mess you made. For the third time this we week know your boyfriend is the best boyfriend in the whole wide world… his sidechick thinks the exact same thing. Actually you probably liked each others statuses without knowing it was about the same dude. Two weeks from now you’ll find out about it and we’ll see the “I’m just having fun” and “I’m living, young, wild and free” statuses which means the change from “in a relationship to single” and the deleted pictures of you two weren’t enough to alert the entire male species. Below are some examples of Facebook’s refusal to chill.

 

1. The Thirst

“You look so good, I’d suck on ya daddy’s dick.” – Brooklyn Legend

Log on to Facebook, find any girl you knew in high school and witness washed up 25 year old’s acting as if America doesn’t have running faucets on every block. On any given picture there may be upwards of 15 guys leaving comments that read “you’re beautiful ” or “amazing” with the nerve to like the picture AND their comment. If you find this as astonishing as I do, just think about what her inbox looks like. Going even further, just imagine what her inbox looks like when that relationship status says single and that little green dot is visible.

 

2. The Thirst Trap

“Damn baby, pussy can’t be your only hustle” – A popular Chicago prophet.

For every action there’s a reaction. As you may have guessed, the thirst is a reaction to the thirst trap. You all have seen this criminal trap, but chances are you just didn’t recognize it.  You have witnessed it from your friends and you may have unknowingly set it yourself.

How many times a have you seen a girl on your Facebook posting pictures of her summer vacation to Cancun in the middle of February? These pictures were usually “forgotten” about until now. Sounds simple and harmless right? Nah… think about this for a second. This girl has uploaded pictures of herself  every time she’s went out on the weekend for the last 6 months. Then she somehow forgot to post the pictures of herself in a bikini while she was in top form? That is a prime example of the thirst trap.

A girl posts a very revealing picture of herself that showcases every asset she has but the caption reads “I love Colorado.” Wait 44 minutes and go back to that same picture and you’ll see the thirst levels are higher than the continent of Africa. You can spot these thirst traps by using this formula: (# of likes) x (# of comments) / (minutes since posted) = trap

 

3. Marginal Heauxs

“No matter who you are, the right system can turn a role player into a superstar.” – New Jersey Preacher

What is a marginal heaux you ask? A marginal bitch… heaux… I mean female who can look like 1st & 5 on Monday but 3rd &15 on Wednesday. Their attractiveness is usually predicated by their hairstyle of the day. They usually are unstable and have crazy attitudes due to their boosted ego from the amount of undeserved thirst. Marginal heauxs are known for their effective use of the thirst trap in order to keep themselves from those punting situations. This will keep the defense off balance and susceptible to the big play.

Don’t trip though… some of the best looking females you encounter can be mistaken for marginal chicks. Their sheer will and consistency has keep them from the cold-hearted unforgiving clutches of marginality. In short, a dime can be a marginal heaux but a marginal heaux can’t be a dime. Kind of like a Kardashian can be a heaux but a heaux can’t be a Kardashian.

 

4. The Pound 

#Iveusedthewordwinningin42statusesjustsoicouldusethepoundsignincorrectly

We see massive amounts of fuckery on social networking sites every day. Parents update their statues expecting kudos for doing shit parents are supposed to do, rappers tweet and continually prove that the only thing they don’t lie about in their songs is the fact they dropped out of high school and females upload pictures every so carefully laying out thirst traps to boost their self esteem. Now while some of the aforementioned examples leave you with a bad taste in your mouth, they are tolerable. The real terrorist; the ones that need to be shipped to Quantico are you pound sign on Facebook using niggas. You niggas are the absolute scum of the earth b. The angels that God assigned to watch over you filthy ingrates loses inches off their wings every time you log on. I almost wrote an email to my congressman and told him I supported SOPA & PIPA after seeing my Facebook filled with #That Shit Cray. I’m as sure as Ray Allen shooting free throws that Jesus wouldn’t have rose on the third day if he knew how you miscreants would repay him.

Do you think your mothers packed a lunchbox every day of the week just for you to grow up and pull some shit like this? But really in retrospect I blame your parents. You weren’t disciplined enough as a child. I guarantee you that y’all are the same little disrespectful bastards that used to put the brown cap on the green marker.  Amber Rose does not get a fresh fade every week for you to use the hash tag on Facebook. Nothing good has ever came from using the pound sign on Facebook. The United States military was searching for Osama Bin Laden for almost a decade and then he used the hash tag on his Facebook and niggas found him that same day.

 

Today’s Theme Song: Joe Budden – No Church In The Wild

At the end of the day remember these are just my thoughts, but if you can’t shoot a comfortable looking 15 ft jumper your opinion is void anyway.  Alright, I’m out I’ve said too much and I have to go write a Facebook status about how I helped my niece with her science project. I’ll leave you with these words from the honorable Reverend Sean “P Diddy” Combs… “Fuck yo dreams nigga, this reality.” Tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

Until next time… WAVES!!

Footnote: A dude who will put down his favorite sports team for a girl is not trustworthy.

 

 

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Just My Thoughts: The Struggle That Shouldn’t Live In 2012

by DG

It’s that time of the year again. All the heauxs that went through with last years resolution will be leaving their man and the ones that didn’t will be making the same resolution in attempts to get a man. The Ciroc will be flowing through the veins of young savages hoping to find a lost little tender. Every aspiring rapper will claim the year is his and every single single mother will claim her nieces and nephews on her taxes. With this struggle approaching, D-Lop decided to do his part and hopefully help the world by making a list of the things to leave in 2011…

  • Jersey Shore: Sammy & Ron will fight, Mike will go crazy, Pauly will get heauxs, J-Wows titties will grow and the Meatballs will get their meat touched… same shit
  • Skinny Jeans: your jeans should not be tighter than your girls. If you’re still in high school; depending on your grades, you might get a pass
  • sPelLiNg liKe tHiS: come on now, not a good look
  • Skate Boarding: only if you weren’t boarding before Lil Wayne decided to
  • OPP (Other Peoples Problems): everyone of us has our own problems… this is for those who put themselves on blast for attention
  • Stans: there’s a thin line between being a fan and a Stan… the ones who go “kray” when someone on FB or Twitter say something bad about their artist
  • Face Tattoos: enough said
  • Tebow News: man I can’t even watch ESPN, all the Tebow talk makes me sick
  • Planking, Coning & Tebowing: no more people
  • Pretty Boy Swagg: that one Ed Lover quote
  • Hashtags on FB: this is not Twitter Dog! #JustSaying
  • Guilt Trips: stop feeling bad for yourself and take some responsibility
  • Miami Heat Hate: they’re winning a ring this year
  • Tip Going to Jail: time to stay out this time dog..
  • FML: really? If your alive, healthy and have time to be reading this blog, your life is obviously not that bad… be grateful for what you have!!
  • Lil Wayne, Weezy, Dr. Carter, Weezy F for Everything, etc: sorry man think its time to keep it moving…..
  • The Word SWAG: it’s SCHWAG now! lol
  • Snapbacks: Personally dont rock them or really have an issue with them, but everyone I told about this blog said i had to include them, in plus once Yeezy, Hov & Big Sean wore $500 ones… yeah
  • Gangsters: Just cause Wayne is a blood dont mean you are, doesn’t give you the right to throw up the “B” in every picture..
  • Male Mirror pics: A man shouldn’t be in his mothers basement restroom rocking shades blowing kisses in the mirror and taking pictures of himself

 


Today’s Theme Song:

CyHi The Prynce ft. Big Sean – Woopty Doo

 

One day we will all learn that just because Skillz dropped that wrap up and bowl games are being played, New Years isn’t anything but another day. When you wake up on the 1st, your check engine light will still be on and the memories of your girl giving road head to Kasey as you drove by will still be there. If your hairline was similar to Lebron’s in 2011, it will be worse in 2012. These are just the facts of life and the sooner you realize it, the more boring your holiday season will become. Anyways, these are just my thoughts so if you don’t agree, I hope you blow .001 over the limit because you tasted that drink you bought for some girl that will never let you hit. It’s time for me to go open the fridge, freezer and cabinet… then repeat like some food will magically appear. In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

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Just My Thoughts: #DMs4Dummies by Gleams

by Gleams

You will come across the image above if you’re a regular on twitter, unless you are; 1. Scared of Private Interaction 2. allergic to opportunities 3. Alot more shit we’ll get into. DM’s can get you BOX, MONEY, and/or SPAM. People also gossip there too, but if you’re not a female participating in that extra curricular activity, you’re a faggot. Moving along tho, im not an expert nor novice but i kno a bit about the Direct Message Federation. Almost 200k tweets in, you think i spend ALL my time on the public TL ? lol ….

 

SPAM…it happens to all of us once or twice. Some nigga masturbating on his computer screen to dog porn will come across passwords and our account falls in their lap. They send out links swearing on their mothers life they’ll give u free apple products, penis enlargements and gift cards. If you click on the link instead of the report as spam button, you prolly eat anus sprinkled w/ adobo on it. This is the most simple form a DM will come in, just tell that person you follow to change their password or you’re unfollowing them.

 

U got the shorties who DM you all type of nasty shit JUST TO FLIRT, then you got the ones who wanna give you more than cyber box. U must learn the difference by using the RATIO SYSTEM…if shorty gives more #HeyBoo’s than she receives or always sounds like candy deep throat in her tweets, she prolly not serious. Now for the ones who can be taken serious, there are two types…the Thirst Buckets and the Thirst Trapists. Thirst Buckets might fuck around and save u the strategical effort and just throw u the box, You ca usually get their digits in 5-10 DM’s. Thirst Trapists will have u giving prequels to ya life story in 20 plus DM’s and still might front. Before you pull out the contraption to capture the ghost u gotta get in it in position, or else you gonna be wasting ammunition, and that’ll cost u.

 

Lastly, and more importantly…Business. If you have a chance to exploit twitter for things like promotion and or services that benefit, why wouldn’t you? IE: It took 1 DM convo to get me on stage rapping w/ Joe Budden ? DM’s are also where you can come up from pure struggle to sheer potential. Public TL is for promo and bait, the DM’s are where people hit you up when they’re interested beyond “followership” lol.

 

Respect the plug lol, but more importantly … That’s what i got for yall as far as Dm’s go. Type, Re-Read and Proofread before you hit “Send Message”. Whether you hittin up a hood booger for some box on a lonely late night cuz none of your go to’s answered their phone, or u talking to a person who could help you with your profession. Be precise and to the point so you don’t come across as spam and get reported as a canned “beef” faggot. Have patience wit the potential queens and avoid the thirst trapist’s, they’ll steal your soul and screencap your valiant efforts. Till next time, don’t be a new nigga … i’ll see yall on these internet streets, click my EP cover for swag.

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Just My Thoughts: Truth Is…

by J.Waves

Us bloggers at We Been Gone care about the kids and the future of our world. That’s why we practice safe sex, refuse to post World Star Hip-Hop videos and only turn to BET twice a year. We can’t be 100% sure that all of our hard work will pay dividends, so we decided to provide the good people on the internet with the truth. No matter how outlandish, unconventional or obnoxious it might be… it has to be told.

  • Truth is… no matter how much money I have in my account, I still get mad nervous whenever I slide my debit card at the store.
  • Truth is… me and my cousin performed concerts in living rooms way before Ray J did.
  • Truth is… when you ask most girls what their Halloween costume is, they should say, “I’m a heaux.”  I’m NOT complaining at all; I’m just saying when is the last time you saw a sexy librarian in real life?
  • Truth is… people will act like they don’t care about the NBA lockout until Christmas Day when there are no sports on and they actually have to spend time with their family.
  • Truth is… if a girl request me on Facebook, I thoroughly examine her relationship status for a few days before she gets full acceptance.
  • Truth is… this isn’t the first site DG and I made. The first one failed… badly.
  • Truth is… over 79% of men stay faithful because they have pornography.
  • Truth is… I’m a fake asshole for at least 24 hours after I watch House.
  • Truth is… I don’t have the heart to call out liars, so I hit them with the, “for real?” reply.
  • Truth is… you’re a “bad bitch,” but when I call you a bitch you get mad… so wait…?
  • Truth is… most dudes want a girl with no dreams or aspirations.
  • Truth is… girls without online accounts are the most devious.
  • Truth is… Tim Tebow isn’t.
  • Truth is… I keep at least 7 pending friend requests at a time just to make myself feel fake important.
  • Truth is… in 10th grade I used to flirt with a Mexican girl so I could cheat off her in spanish class.

 

Beanie Sigel – The Truth

 

When someone tells you that “the truth will set you free,” you should punch them in the face and I’ll tell you why. Take a good look at Beans up there playing real life Call of Duty. Now imagine calling him into your office to say the label is breaking up and he is being dropped. Even worse, imagine yourself sitting in court and telling the judge you can’t vouch for him to go on tour. Now do you see why Jay-Z  ‘Barry Sandered’ his way out of Rocafella? Then again, most of you believe your girl when she says “I was sleeping” so your opinion is void. Anyways, these are just my thoughts so if you don’t agree, your aunt probably gave my uncles head back in the day. It’s time for me to go clean my house (cousin’s living room) and make my bed (cousin’s couch). In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

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Just My Thoughts: Guest Blog by Kay Cola (Grammy-Nominated Songstress)

by DG

There are only a handful of artists that possess the type of energy Kay Cola does. The aura of an artist such as herself can be felt and heard through her voice. Music is what feelings sound like and success depends on how well artists connect with an audience. Hearing Kay Cola reminds me of the first time I listened to the likes of Kendrick Lamar, Jhene Aiko, Stacy Barthe, Emilio Rojas, etc; all of which have obtain success in their own right. Already being nominated for a grammy award, I would say she is off to a good start. She has written songs and been featured on projects for artists such as, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Game, Ne-Yo, Charlie Wilson, Talib Kweli, Carmit Bachar of the Pussycat Dolls, & Pleasure P.

Instead of doing the run through of the traditional interview format, we decided to let Kay Cola discuss different topics away from music…

 

1. Occupy Wall Street

I’ve always been an outspoken and opinionated person, as well as extremely passionate. Having said that, I am all for Occupy Wall Street. The American people are clearly frustrated with the government, big business corps, greed and corruption. Greed is a terrible disease and benefits no one in the end. I believe in peaceful protest, I believe in fighting for a great cause and I believe in revolution. Throughout history, revolutions have changed countries, kingdoms and governments. If we sit back and allow the wealthy to accrue more wealth and let the poor to get poorer while the middle class shrinks; we are only headed in the direction of non-peaceful protesting and more social unrest.

 

2. Nude Flix

I do not believe in sending dudes nudes. Now if someone wants to send me one then… ha ha. No seriously; maybe in a marriage, but even then with the divorce rates nowadays… I have literally seen hundreds of nude girls in my homeboys phones or computers and I am cool on being in the nude folder. But hey, to each his own; some people are comfortable with that type of thing. I don’t want my pic ending up somewhere on the net, I’d like to save that for my hubby.

 

3. Randomness

  • I can’t stand fast food… unless I’m intoxicated which I don’t advocate for various reasons lol.
  • I firmly believe every season is cuffin season. It’s always the right time of year to fall in love.
  • I am a huge football fan and have been a DIE HARD Packers, Steelers and 49ers fan since I was 7 years old.
  • I was Brett Favre one year for Halloween in high school. I plan on owning a team one day.

 

4. Influences

My musical influences are classical composers; Bach, Beethoven, Brahms, etc; (all BS, I didn’t do that on purpose… ha ha). I love the jazz greats; Monk Davis, Hancock and even my dad Hubert Laws. I’m madly in love with Imogen Heap, John Mayer, Kim Burrell, Incubus and have an adoration for Brandy, Kendrick Lamar, Tupac and my writer friend/artists Rich “TK” King and James Fauntleroy.

 

Today’s Theme Song: Kay Cola ft. Skeme & Dubb – Home

 

Every single snowflake that falls this cuffing season will represent the lonely souls that stepped outside in untied du-rags and jean shorts this summer. You loose wife beater wearing animals can tip-toe across ice patches outside the club all you want. The rest of us will be slithering through the isles of Sam’s Club stocking up on hot chocolate, wine, desserts and dvd’s of our favorite tv shows. These our just my thoughts so if you don’t agree, I hope you never experience the joy of being cooked for, cleaned up after and left alone while your team plays on Sundays. Anyways, I have to go buy a meal with my debit card, so I need some time to think about what I’m going to do in case I hear the words, “it didn’t go through.” In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

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Just My Thoughts: Sh*t Gets Real When You Combine Dustin Gibson & Justyn Waves

by DG

 

We started this blog just to get some traffic and offend anyone who doesn’t share our opinions. We thank you if you’re offended by this post because that means you clicked on a link to get here which gave us 1 more unique hit.

  • One time I bought 2 pizzas with a coupon and ate them for breakfast, lunch and dinner… 3 days in a row. The sad part is, that was last week.
  • While you out Occupying Wall Street; a dude named Latrelle with 2 felonies is occupying the drivers seat of your girl’s whip… with no license in sight.
  • I would be ok with the NBA lockout as long as some channel broadcasted the pickup games they’ve been playing.
  • Hi Rihanna! *waves*
  • Every person that believed Lil Wayne when he said he was “the best rapper alive” has caught at least one charge since 2008.
  • When your girl brushes her teeth right next to you, while you take a piss… that’s when “you know it’s real.“
  • Hi Rihanna! *continues to wave with a creeper smile*
  • Divide the number of your girls facebook friends by the average amount of times you have sex in a week… if that number is above 164, she’s cheating on you.
  •  If we start talking within 3 months of your birthday, Christmas or Valentines Day; we can’t be official until all that’s over with.
  • Anybody that can inhale an entire Black & Mild will appear in a lineup by the year 2017.
  • Bye Rihanna! *continues to wave with the smile of a creep as the tongue licks the lip as LL Cool J would*
  • If I send you the link to We Been Gone and you reply with, “that’s your site!” then the box is available with no questions asked.
  • Big Sean, Jay-Z & Kanye, Wayne, Cole, Drake, Wale, Rozay, Jeezy & Kendrick Lamar will all have dropped an album by years end, so stop telling me the game is f%$&ed up.
  • It’s a proven fact that 78% of girls are in relationships soley to dispute the fact that they are heauxs.
  • Someone said we neglect the “underground” artists. What he failed to realize is; anyone who wants to be “underground” in 2011, deserves to stay there.
  • If you receive text messages that read, I left my phone (insert location), I can’t skype because (insert excuse) or I was talking to my mom within 24 hours; you’re being cheated on… and if it contains the characters k, ?, or huh then “him” is going raw in your girl.
  • I’m blogging on a 27 inch screen with an internet connection provided by a free app on my android… I’m currently unable to give one single f% about your opinion.

 

Jay-Z – Say Hello

 
I’ve listened to a lot of Jay-Z in my lifetime, but I still haven’t received my application to the illuminati in the mail yet. Hova once said, “May your glasses stay full of champagne… pockets full of money… this world is full of shit.” To be honest, I was prepared to to say that I live by that quote, but I don’t so I’ll leave the dishonesty up to all the heauxs that say they’ve never gave fellatio before. Anyways, these are just our thoughts, so if you don’t agree; I’m sure you’ll be struck by lightning while running from the police while wearing a Free Boosie t-shirt, breathing the struggle of Black & Mild’s as malt liquor drips from your pores. Unfortunately my stolen car was retrieved… I’m going to sleep so I can get up early and enjoy XM radio, USB ports & working heat one more time before I have to turn my rental in. In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

 

Previous Installments: Call Your Parents & Keep Boosie | 3 Things You Should NOT Listen to After a Breakup| The J. Cole Won Edition | Non-Drake Listeners, Facebook Philosophers & The Cole Curse | Glen Rice, Sarah Palin & Un-Chillable Cousins | College Girls, Jeggings & Baby Jesus

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Just My Thoughts: Call Your Parents & Keep Boosie

by DG


“Now these last words from the boss man (Boosie)… and his first words were kill a nigga for hatin on me, what they deserve. He like, he will do it on GP cuz he my dogg. One phone call, job done, for the boss man.” – Lil Boosie

1. Keep Boosie

Any grown man that utters the words, “Free Boosie” is a terrorist and cannot be trusted. The days of standing behind rappers and their crimes died when Big and Pac passed (or at least I thought they did). When TI went on record and told us why he had weapons of mass destruction; every GED having degenerate believed every word and acted like they related to his situation. Let me ask you this… would you be ok with a 7 time felon that collects army guns living next door to you and your children? Yeah, me neither. For years, Boosie told us that he carries “long clips and choppers” and we sang along to every word because he was just ‘keeping it real’ right? So when shit really got real and he caught charges; all of the sudden he’s innocent and the justice system is just out to get rappers? Or maybe it’s just a coincidence that he’s behind bars for doing the exact same thing he told us through his bars. Either way it goes, karma is real and that’s word to Alicia Keys. So the next time you feel a certain way about Boosie being locked, go check out this video of him rolling in the money he got from killing people on wax. His music still dope doe!


“That’s for you non-believers. I’m the truth, only time will teach ya… and f-ck the haters, probably never love they momma’s neither.” – J. Cole

2. Call Your Parents

While your busy posing in front of your spotted bathroom mirror with a bent elbow holding your phone and a fake smile, your mom is at home thinking about you. I’ve seen people ignore calls from their parents so they could finish placing an order with their weed-man.  I watched a kid have an entire conversation through text messages during class by holding his phone under the desk and looking at the chalkboard simultaneously. I guarantee he didn’t use 1 of the 10,080 minutes last week to compose a message to his mom. I will be the first one to tell you that my parents are some of the most annoying creatures to crawl on this earth, but that’s how they’re supposed to be. For 18+ years, every time your facebooking ass was broke, tired, upset, dumped, lazy, bored, crying, vomiting, etc; your parents were by your side… but you can’t press send and tell them you love them? One day they won’t be there and you’ll realize that your anytime minutes can’t roll over to the cemetery (absolutely no pun intended). Most of you will wait patiently at the bar for upwards of 10 minutes to buy an overpriced shot, but you can’t wait for the beep after 31 seconds of the phone ringing to leave a message and make your mom’s day. You show me a man that doesn’t want to make his mom smile and I’ll show you a boy that will never be a man.

 

Today’s Theme Song: Kanye West – Hey, Mama (Live @ Coachella 2011)

Bonus: 2Pac – Dear Mamma

 

If you’ve never teared up listening to either of those songs then you should donate your body to the local morgue. I just want to see my generation and community prosper, so when I tell you to call your family or go play frogger on the interstate… I really mean it bro. Anyways, these are just my thoughts so if you don’t agree I hope you get laid off tomorrow with no chance of getting an unemployment check. It’s time for me to cut this shampoo bottle in half so I can wash my hair one more time before payday. In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.

 

Previous Installments: 3 Things You Should NOT Listen to After a Breakup| The J. Cole Won Edition | Non-Drake Listeners, Facebook Philosophers & The Cole Curse | Glen Rice, Sarah Palin & Un-Chillable Cousins | College Girls, Jeggings & Baby Jesus

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