Increase Your Cool: Fill Up With Fast Food For Less
by DG
1. The Stoner Sandwich
My little cousins put me on this wave about a year ago. It’ll run your pockets for about $2.16. It’s a McChicken patty in the middle of a McDouble. I know it doesn’t sound like it would mix very well, but they used to think the same about black and whites. Imagine a world without women like Leona Lewis and Rashida Jones. Learn something from these wavy light skinned women… don’t be afraid to mix it up.
2. Free Papa Burger From A&W
After downloading Waka’s mixtape I was feeling extra coonish so I headed to KFC. The majority of them out here are connected to A&W. After comparing my bank account to the KFC prices I proceeded to 2-step my way out the door until this deal caught my eye. Text the word “burger” to 70626 and receive a free Papa Burger. Thank the Based God for this.
3. The NFL & McDonalds Connect
I’m pretty sure this deal is only for the cities or areas with NFL teams, but I might be wrong. The day after your home team wins, you can get a free Egg McMuffin or Big Mac with the purchase of any drink. I’m very conflicted on this one. I mean I like the taste and could save myself 4 dollars, BUT I hate to see the Broncos win.