The Sh*t My Cousin Says: Yall Loving Hoes Without Even Knowing
Alright… so we are back at it with “The Shit My Cousin Says.” This time he address the dudes that love hoes unknowingly. I will go head and let you figure the rest out by yourself.
Last week I was talkin to my homegurl bout how these niggas be love’n hoes. We dont love dem hoes. *in my Snoop voice* Fellas I tried to defend yall but it’s true. In my opinion at least 55% of yall be love’n hoes if not more. If you don’t believe me go through your phone right now and count how many hoe’s you have in your phone oppose to women. What you come up with? Sad cause at least 55% of yall got more hoes smdh. I know just because you have a gang of hoes in your phone you think you bout something and yo ego is up aint it? Sad to say… yall love hoes. Now I can hear some of my niggas say’n why not have hoes in your phone? Especially if you single… right? Well here’s the thing pimp; more hoe’s means more conversation with hoe’s which is time right? Now go through your phone and see how many of dem females you fuckin if you even are. Bet its more hoes you giving it to than the woman. Thats say’n you have women in your phone in the first place and those who know women know you might not be fuckin them. Yall with me? Now whats that tell ya? You spending more time with hoe’s. Where im from time is money and if you like me you love some money (true story). Since we talkin bout money, some of yall spending momey on dem hoe’s… don’t feel bad we all done it but some of yall do it more often than others. I know cause some of dem hoes are high maintnace. To do your grown man thang you got pay some kinda price, either a drink in the club to splurgin in the mall; either way it goes, the money you worked for is going to some hoe. Dont get me wrong; I buy a drink, do lil dinner and a movie with a woman. Depending on the woman she might tell you some shit like this “no but depending if you bout something or not I would love to take you out” dont that sound like a better option? Im just sayin! Back to our topic tho, niggaz love’n hoe’s. Yall already been through your phone enough so out of all dem females in ya blackberry you already know out of all of em which one you argue with the most (and don’t try and lie and say you dont argue with em). I say that cause a nigga ego is everythang and if she fuckin anotha nigga and you try’n to fuck you gon be a lil bit more hostile and that will start a arguement. To put it better, if you feel any emotion or get pissed off or jealous then yea you got a problem. Now look at you… spending time, money AND they gettin into your emotions. Sounds like a relationship to me. Am I lie’n? So whats that tellin you? Yall love’n hoes!!!!! And the more time yall spend, the more time you learn to love and time mean love. If I’m with a woman; the longer i can put up with her the more I’m gon grow to love her either if we stay together or not. True story!
by Chris Dorsey