Picture: Amar’e Stoudemire Should Have Switched To Direct TV
by DG
When you watch cable you get bad fashion ideas…
When you get bad fashion ideas, you get skinny braids…
When you get skinny braids, you think you’re a prize fighter…
When you think you’re a prize fighter, you fail at your REAL job…
When you fail at your job think you’re a prize fighter, you get mad and punch through glass…
When you punch through glass, you miss playoff games…
When you miss playoff games, you lose 4-1 and go home early…
Don’t lose 4-1 in the playoffs and get sent home…. switch to Direct TV.