Just My Thoughts: Truth Is…
Us bloggers at We Been Gone care about the kids and the future of our world. That’s why we practice safe sex, refuse to post World Star Hip-Hop videos and only turn to BET twice a year. We can’t be 100% sure that all of our hard work will pay dividends, so we decided to provide the good people on the internet with the truth. No matter how outlandish, unconventional or obnoxious it might be… it has to be told.
- Truth is… no matter how much money I have in my account, I still get mad nervous whenever I slide my debit card at the store.
- Truth is… me and my cousin performed concerts in living rooms way before Ray J did.
- Truth is… when you ask most girls what their Halloween costume is, they should say, “I’m a heaux.” I’m NOT complaining at all; I’m just saying when is the last time you saw a sexy librarian in real life?
- Truth is… people will act like they don’t care about the NBA lockout until Christmas Day when there are no sports on and they actually have to spend time with their family.
- Truth is… if a girl request me on Facebook, I thoroughly examine her relationship status for a few days before she gets full acceptance.
- Truth is… this isn’t the first site DG and I made. The first one failed… badly.
- Truth is… over 79% of men stay faithful because they have pornography.
- Truth is… I’m a
fakeasshole for at least 24 hours after I watch House. - Truth is… I don’t have the heart to call out liars, so I hit them with the, “for real?” reply.
- Truth is… you’re a “bad bitch,” but when I call you a bitch you get mad… so wait…?
- Truth is… most dudes want a girl with no dreams or aspirations.
- Truth is… girls without online accounts are the most devious.
- Truth is… Tim Tebow isn’t.
- Truth is… I keep at least 7 pending friend requests at a time just to make myself feel fake important.
- Truth is… in 10th grade I used to flirt with a Mexican girl so I could cheat off her in spanish class.
Beanie Sigel – The Truth
When someone tells you that “the truth will set you free,” you should punch them in the face and I’ll tell you why. Take a good look at Beans up there playing real life Call of Duty. Now imagine calling him into your office to say the label is breaking up and he is being dropped. Even worse, imagine yourself sitting in court and telling the judge you can’t vouch for him to go on tour. Now do you see why Jay-Z ‘Barry Sandered’ his way out of Rocafella? Then again, most of you believe your girl when she says “I was sleeping” so your opinion is void. Anyways, these are just my thoughts so if you don’t agree, your aunt probably gave my uncles head back in the day. It’s time for me to go clean my house (cousin’s living room) and make my bed (cousin’s couch). In the meantime, tell a facebook friend to tweet about us.